PSA about the Trigun Maximum experience. I will never love and peace again.
Aabria went "out of my way, I'm stealing your Nein boyfriends"
ALT
ALT(She's also right about how SEXY those 240 hit points are.)
considering starting a thing where every time something wild happens in Campaign 3, I say "and meanwhile, Fjord and Jester are planning a wedding!" because it's SO funny to me to have such an incongruently mundane concurrent event to juxtapose against all the rest of it
Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.
The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.
the difference between the Clerics talking about The Traveller's chances of surviving predathos:
Jester: "He'll be fine" = He's super strong you guys
Cad: "He'll be fine" = that motherfucker isn't even close enough to godhood to get eaten
bunchabears
