Ruining my life

trickstarbrave

funnytwittertweets

drwcn

cellars. obviously.

ed-edward-blackbeard

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

ceekari

Where? I don't see it

cal-is-a-cuddlefish

Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.

trickstarbrave

passionpeachy

I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

willyoufckinglookatthat

swankifyed

xenosaurus

hellenhighwater

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

hellenhighwater

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

hellenhighwater

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

hellenhighwater

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

hellenhighwater

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

hellenhighwater

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

your gazelle has a pearl choker

hellenhighwater

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

stealth-science

Every house post is legendary.

criticalsorcery

sator-the-wanderer

May you live in ~~intresting~~ BORING times

promithiae

[ID img 1: a tweet by treadwells bookshop @treadwells "may you live in boring times. Like, the dullest times ever. May you drink cups of tea watching clouds of ambient sheep floats across pastoral landscapes awash with pale sunlight. The pears in the orchard are slowly ripening. You havent watched the news in seven years."

Img 2: a hand drawing of Rincewind with a speech bubble around the tweet. He's a bedraggled wizard with red hair, a pointed beard, and a wee mustache. He's wearing faded red robes and a red wizard hat. The hat has a hole in it, an 8 pointed star dangling from the point, and the word WIZZARD across the front. /end ID]

theropoda

kalelraejepsen

girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.

estrogenesis-evangelion

can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff

theropoda

hatingongodot

Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably

hatingongodot

Broke: Whoa look at the colors... the movement of the fish

Bespoke: [pacing in the Ancient China exhibit] the eunuchs are lying to us